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So, the guy who called the 2008 crash is down to four stocks? Seriously? This is supposed to inspire confidence?
Let's be real: Michael Burry, the supposed oracle of our time, has revealed his latest portfolio moves, and it's...underwhelming. We're talking about a guy who made a fortune betting against the housing market, a guy who supposedly sees around corners. And now? His hedge fund, Scion Asset Management, is apparently clinging to Molina Healthcare (MOH), Lululemon Athletica (LULU), SLM Corp. (SLM, aka Sallie Mae), and Bruker Corp. (BRKR). That's it? Is this some kind of performance art? MOH, LULU, SLM, BRKR: The Four Stocks That Michael Burry Owns.
The Lululemon thing is especially weird. He doubled down on it. Is he suddenly into yoga pants and athleisure? I mean, I get it, they're comfortable, but as a signal of market genius...it's not exactly screaming "brilliant insight." More like "comfortable retirement."
Burry dumped everything else. UnitedHealth Group, Estee Lauder...gone. Clean sweep. Which, okay, he's known for overhauling his portfolio like some people change their socks. But still, it feels like he's just throwing darts at a board and hoping something sticks.
And then there's the Twitter feed. Or X, or whatever Elon's calling it this week. "Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play." Deep, Mike. Real deep. It's like a fortune cookie written by a guy who just lost his shirt at the casino. Is he warning us about a bubble? Is he just bored? Honestly, who knows?
The Nvidia stock stuff is interesting too. Wall Street's all hopped up on the AI hype train, slapping "Strong Buy" ratings on NVDA like they're going out of style. Average price target implying a nearly 18% upside? Sure, why not? But Burry's not buying it. Or rather, he's betting against it. Which makes me wonder if I'm missing something. Am I too cynical? Am I too close to this whole tech bubble thing? Are you a robot?
Sallie Mae, offcourse, is the real head-scratcher here. A private student loan provider? In this economy? With student loan forgiveness (maybe) on the horizon? Talk about betting against the grain. It's either genius or utter madness. There's no in-between. Is he expecting a massive wave of defaults? Is he betting on the government screwing up the forgiveness program? What's the angle here?
I gotta ask: Are we giving this guy too much credit? Just because he was right once doesn't mean he's Nostradamus. Maybe he just got lucky. Maybe the market's so messed up that even a broken clock is right twice a day. Maybe I should just invest in gold and hide under a rock.
Look, I ain't gonna pretend I know what Michael Burry's thinking. Maybe he's playing 4D chess while the rest of us are struggling with checkers. Or maybe, just maybe, he's as lost as the rest of us. The guy's got four stocks, a cryptic Twitter feed, and a whole lot of baggage. And frankly, that doesn't inspire confidence. It inspires a healthy dose of skepticism.
