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Okay, so Pfizer's trying to buy Metsera, this obesity drug startup. Novo Nordisk is also in the mix, upping the ante with a $10 billion offer that dwarfs Pfizer's measly $8.1 billion. And Pfizer's response? Lawsuits. Seriously?
Is this how pharma giants compete now? Not with innovation, not with better drugs, but with lawyers and deep pockets? Give me a break.
Everyone and their dog is suddenly obsessed with obesity drugs. It's the new gold rush, apparently. Projections of a $95 billion market by 2030? Sounds like a bubble waiting to burst. How many people can really afford these miracle cures, anyway? And what happens when the side effects start piling up?
Pfizer's been struggling, let's be real. Their stock is down 50% over the last three years, and they're pinning their hopes on… weight loss pills? Seems kinda desperate. I mean, sure, they had that COVID cash cow for a while, but that well's run dry. Now they're scrambling to find the next big thing.
And don't even get me started on this "cost realignment plan" – $7 billion in savings by 2027? That's code for "layoffs," folks. More people out of work so the bigwigs can keep their bonuses. Nice.

Oh, and they bought Seagen too, to become "a giant in oncology." Right. Because throwing money at a problem always solves it. Seagen's got some double-digit growth in a couple of products, sure. But is it enough to offset the patent cliff Pfizer's staring down? Ibrance, Eliquis... those were the moneymakers. Now what?
They're trying to paint this picture of a bright future, new drugs launching, cost savings kicking in. But it's all smoke and mirrors. A gradual process? We're talking about years before we see any real results. Years that investors might not be willing to wait.
And this Metsera thing... Pfizer calls Novo Nordisk's offer "illusory." What does that even mean? Sounds like something a lawyer would say. And the fact that they're filing lawsuits? Not a good look. It reeks of desperation. According to a recent report, Pfizer and Novo Nordisk are both increasing their bids for Metsera, while Hertz stock is experiencing a surge. Pfizer & Novo boost Metsera bids, Hertz stock skyrockets
Then again, maybe I'm the crazy one here. Maybe these obesity drugs really are the future. Maybe Pfizer will pull off this turnaround. But let's be real: Pharma's a cutthroat business. And Pfizer's looking a little… vulnerable.
Speaking of vulnerable, check out Sarepta. Their shares are tanking after some trial failures. And Hertz, the car rental company? They're up 37% because...meme stock magic? This market is completely offcourse.
Pfizer's in trouble. Big trouble. They missed the boat on the obesity drug craze, and now they're trying to play catch-up with lawsuits and inflated bids. It ain't gonna work.