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Prediction Markets: From CFTC Scorn to Billionaire Dreams – Are They Just Betting on Suckers?
So, prediction markets are back, huh? Polymarket's making headlines again, with user activity "rebounding to new highs." Oh, joy. Last month, they apparently hit almost half a million active traders. And the volume? A cool $3 billion. Polymarket activity rebounds to new highs while Kalshi dominates in volume
Let's be real: it's all just gambling disguised as "event-driven options trading." I mean, Nick Ruck from LVRG Research says crypto traders are sharing "new strategies to earn from liquidity providing, arbitrage, and information asymmetry." Translation: they’re figuring out how to fleece each other blind. And an airdrop? Please. It's the oldest trick in the book to pump up numbers.
And then there's the Romanian gambling regulator blacklisting Polymarket. Finally, someone calls it what it is: "gambling that must be licensed." Romanian Regulator Blacklists Polymarket as 'Gambling That Must Be Licensed' They’re worried about millions being thrown at Romanian election predictions. Good. Someone's gotta have some standards.
Shayne Coplan, the 27-year-old "genius" behind Polymarket, is now being hailed as the first major Gen Z billionaire. He dropped out of NYU, hung out in his bathroom-turned-office, and now he's worth billions. Sounds about right.
Coplan claims Polymarket offers a more objective view than traditional media, because it's the "sum of thousands of individual opinions." Right, because thousands of random people betting on nonsense is totally more reliable than, say, actual journalism. Give me a break.
He rode the crypto wave, skirted regulations, and now he's being compared to Mark Zuckerberg. The guy even had his apartment raided by the FBI! For a hot minute, I almost felt bad for him. Almost.
But then Trump won the election, and suddenly everything's sunshine and roses. The regulatory climate shifts, investigations are dropped, and Polymarket buys its way back into the US market. Funny how that works, ain't it?
And just when you think the story's over, three 22-year-olds come along and dethrone Coplan as the world's youngest self-made billionaires. Their AI startup, Mercor, is now valued at $10 billion. Ten. Billion.
These guys – Brendan Foody, Adarsh Hiremath, and Surya Midha – are Thiel Fellows. Of course they are. They dropped out of college to build an AI company that helps Silicon Valley train their models. Apparently, that's worth more than a decent education these days.
Mercor got sued by Scale AI for stealing trade secrets. Foody's response? "It's not something we spend a lot of time thinking about." Well, offcourse not. When you're swimming in billions, who cares about a little thing like intellectual property?
They say they haven't splurged on luxury items because they're too busy working. Yeah, right. I bet they're just waiting for the right moment to buy their own private islands.
It's all a game. Prediction markets, AI startups, crypto… it's all the same damn thing. A bunch of kids getting rich off hype, speculation, and the willingness of other people to believe the hype. And honestly, I'm not sure who's more pathetic: the ones making the money or the ones throwing it at them.
